Humanist Society of Santa Barbara
Newsletter for January 2004


Secular Humanism is a philosphy of life guided by reason and science, free from religious dogma, motivated by an appreciation of life and the life of others, seeking to reach goals of human happiness, personal freedom and growth with responsibility and understanding on this earth, in this life, at this time.

We meet at 3pm on the 3rd Saturday of each month at The Patio Room of Vista del Monte, 3775 Modoc Road, Santa Barbara.

If you would like a copy of this bulletin mailed to a friend or someone you believe would be interested in our Society please drop a line to us with their name and address to P.O. Box 30232, Santa Barbara, CA 93130.



BULLETIN OF THE HUMANIST
SOCIETY OF SANTA BARBARA

OFFICERS 2003 - 2004

CHAIRMAN - Position Currently Vacant

SECRETARY - James Kimberly
969-9686 dr.doboy@cox.net

EDITOR - Dick Cousineau
687-2371 dkcgeo@earthlink.com

TREASURER - Ron Kronenberg
967-0883 seelberg@home.com

PROGRAMS - Bea Duncan
964-3109 bfarwellduncan@cox.net

SOCIAL DIRECTOR - Anne Rojas
564-6086 annehrojas@cox.net

MEMBERSHIP - Mary Wilk
967-3045 mwilk@cox.net

ARCHIVIST - Hope Smith
967-5143 hsmith1923@aol.com

WEB MASTER - Colin Gordon
682-0545 colin3@juno.com

MEMBER AT LARGE - Art Brody
692-8898 brodybiz@silcom.com

MEMBER AT LARGE - Don Young
898-7000 donandjuan@worldnet.att.net

PUBLICITY - Marian Shapiro
968-0478 marianshapiro@cox.net





Please don't forget to bring canned foods and non-perishable goods to our regular Society meetings. These donations are given to the Crisis Shelter (Domestic Solutions) and they are well appreciated by the clients and staff.

 
SOCIETY EVENTS

IN RETROSPECT

Dec. 21. Sunday: Our Annual Winter Solstice party was wonderful. Over 50 people attended the humorous, musical, and lively event. Thanks go to Anne & Russ and their many helpers and performers.

IN PROSPECT

Januarv 17. Saturdav- Regular meeting event with Professor Joe White, Chairman of the SB City College Philosophy Department. He recently organized a symposium on the subject of "Happiness", in which various philosopers from various institutions participated. A short essay on the subject by him was published recently by the News Press. His talk will cover some of the issues and conclusions reached by the symposium group. Joe White is a popular instructor, and his presentation cannot possibly be dull. Members may recall that he joined us in sponsoring the visit by the Physicist Victor Stenger in April last.



MEMBERSHIP NOTES

We are pleased to acknowledge and welcome the following new member to our Society:

Gordon Burgett

John & Betty Burnham

Sylvelin Edgerton



HSSB BOOKCLUB

Our new book club has been initiated and 14 people have signed up for the initial meeting, which will be held on Wednesday Jan.14. 1:30 PM at Dick Cousineau and Judy Freeman's home, 505 Alegria Road, SB -687-2371. For the first meeting, Voltaire's "Candide" has been selected to be discussed. Future selections win be elicited at the meeting.


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THE CHAIRMAN'S COLUMN
by
BOB PERRY

Once again the Solstice celebration at the Sizzler was a large success due to the expert management of Anne Rojas. Attended this year by more than forty members, the evening was highlighted by follk songs sung by Marian Shapiro, accompanied on her guitar, that included an anthem from her days with Planned Parenthood about the joys of 'Vasectomy'. Dick and Roger added to the fun with a parody of Abbott and Costello's "Who's On First" routine adapted to the subject of trying to teach someone MS Word on a computer. The food was excellent, the wines 'fine' and a great time was had by all..

As the Solstice heralds the start of another solar revolution and here in the northern hemisphere the renewal of life in the coming spring, it is also a time for reassessment and balancing the record of the year just passed. For me personally this has required more than the usual contemplation and resolutions for better efforts and wiser choices in the months ahead. Having been hobbled for the past several months with a cranky sciatic nerve (one doesn't appreciate how important walking is to getting things done until you can't do it), I find that my own affairs are in what might charitably be called 'disarray'. Having limited time and energy to devote to these tasks the only remaining solution is to drastically curtail outside activities, which will have to include my chairmanship of HSSB, as it is not possible at this time for me to give this position the attention it requires, and deserves. Thus I have sent the written letter of resignation required in the By-Laws (Article 4, Section 7) to the Board of Directors effective 1/1/2004. As there are a number of experienced and capable members now on the board I do not think that this will pose any problems for the society.

This being my last newsletter column, I will take the opportunity to extend my best regards to all fellow members of the Humanist persuasion in Santa Barbara .. with a hope for a finer, and a more optimistic year in 2004, than the one just concluded.

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MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against its government. --Edward Abbey, naturalist and author (1927-1989)

The difference between theory and practice is that in theory, there's no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is.

Some Thoughtful Quotations

"In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms."
Stephen Jay Gould

"There's something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact."
Mark Twain

"This above all - to thine own self be true, And It must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man."
William Shakespeare, "Hamlet"


Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday .... around age 11.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


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AN ITEM OF NOTE

MOUNT MAHLER

Our own former Chairman, Bob Michael, reports that a suggestion of his, made some 35 years ago has been accepted by The Board of Geographic Names. In 1968 Bob was hiking in the Colorado Rockies when he viewed a magnificent, and unnamed, mountain simply called Peak 12493 Feet. It dawned on him that there should be at least one peak in the US to be named after a classical composer. To him the music of Gustav Mahler, more than any other composer, had passages that capture the essence of Peak Experiences (Pun intended). His first suggestion to the Geographic Names Board brought rejection, however just recently (2003) he noted while casually browsing a new recreation map of the Colorado Rockies that an old familiar name " Peak 12493" had been renamed Mount Mahler. Congratulations Bob.


LESS NOTABLE ITEMS

How do you get off a nonstop flight?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

 

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Are part-time bandleaders semiconductors?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Daylight savings time- why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

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LETTERS TO AND FROM THE EDITOR

Hear It, Read it, Talk It, Share It

We do not seem to attract bright, young people in HSSB. "No one talks to us about Humanism. We just hear a speaker," has been the plaint I have received from newcomers. They come once or twice, and we don't see them again.

Within any given class of people there are intellectual differences. Some need explicit instruction; some repeated illustrations; some need guided thought. Others will grasp quickly and connect new learning with the old. Somehow we are not encouraging the principles of Humanism with everyday events and issues for our young visitors.

How do Humanists deal with the following social problems without reference to some godhead? 1. Racism 2. Violence in the workplace 3. Consideration among family members 4. Alcoholism To mention a few. Do we stand by bemused or are there basic principles we can apply

We meet monthly. We have a speaker. That is fine. There may be a question or two. Where's the discussion? Why can't we take 45 minutes of small groups to discuss

What did the speaker say
How did he say it
Why did he say it?

There are other questions that may be addressed. Then each group gives a 5 to 10 minute feedback from his/her group. It is worth trying this process. It gets discussion going and a flow of ideas. Let's try it.

Verdun Trione



There seems to be a spat of columns in the newspaper concerning the efficacy of prayer, both from Moms and from Kentucky Doctors. I believe quite the opposite, that prayers are nothing more than fervent wishes directed to a mythological force to grant a special plea, even if it contradicts nature. If I'm not mistaken, there was in your paper about 6 months ago an article about a church in the Palm Springs area praying for rain and another in Europe at the same time for the cessation of rain. What's a god to do? Whose prayers did he respond to.

It appears that after an undisclosed and undetermined amount of time, the effect of the Wish (prayer) is deemed to have occurred, (no specifics mentioned), then it is considered an answer from God. When did the rains come? Two days, two months, two years later? - No mention, but I bet next year they'll pray again to have nature deviate from its laws and provide their community with just the right amount of precipitation- not too much mind you, just right. What happens if it doesn't rain at all? Was the prayer not fervent enough or did God want the community to suffer? Or did God just work in "mysterious" ways and no rain is for their own good? In neither scenario is there a way one can say prayers are effective. The medical studies the paper alludes to in the article have been discredited due to the obvious bias of the testers.

Does it mean that the prayers of 50 million Christians in the USA cannot overcome the prayers of 50 terrorists and that their God is stronger, or as Mr. Falwell says, we brought it on ourselves by allowing feminists and gays etc. to run rampant in this country. It really disturbs me when I hear a person thanking God that a loved one was saved from disaster while 5000 or more of his neighbors were killed. What kind of God would do that?

I feel that these so-called prayers are just an internal wish conversation with ourselves and that there can be no way any can be said to have been answered or not. Only belief, not evidence, makes it so.

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MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS

Dick, you remeber that in the rather unprofitable collection of interchanges at the last HSSB meeting, the winning preference was "intellectual stimulation. " I am ready to suggest that to do its part, the Bulletin might start to devote short pieces, original statements by members, or substantial quotes (not the usual one liners) from others, to which people would be invited to respond at comparable length. I don't think people get intellectual stimulation from rehearsing what they already know or believe, but when their knowledge is criticized or their beliefs challenged. So herewith a passage that has a somewhat surprising, albeit tongue in cheek, defense of atheism:

It has been long a subject of dispute, which is worse in it's effects on society, such a religion or speculative atheism. For my own part, I could almost give the preference to the latter. ..Atheism is so repugnant to every principle of common sense, that it is not possible it should ever gain much ground, or become very prevalent. On the contrary, there is a particular proneness in the human mind to superstition, and nothing is more likely to become prevalent. .. Atheism leaves us to the full influence of most of our natural feelings and social principles; and these are so strong in their operation, that, in general, they are a sufficient guard to the order of society. But superstition counteracts these principles, by holding forth men to one another as objects of divine hatred; and by putting them on harrassing, silenceing, imprisoning and burning one another, in order to do God service. ..Atheism is a sanctuary for vice, by taking away the motives to virtue arising from the will of God, and the fear of future judgment. But superstition is more a sanctuary for vice, by teaching men ways of pleasing God, without moral virtue; and by leading them even to compound for wickedness, by ritual services, by bodily penances and mortifications; by adoring shrines, going pilgrimages, saying many prayers, receiving absolution from the priests, exterminating heretics, &c. ...Atheism destroys the sacredness and obligation of an oath. But is there not also a religion (so called) which does this, by teaching, that there is power which can dispense with the obligation of oaths; that pious frauds are right, and that faith is not to be kept with heretics.

http://press-pubs.uchicago.edu/founders/documents/amendI_religions59.html

The author is St. George Tucker, a famous jurist, in his 5-volume "Blackstone's Commentaries," 1803. The full statement at this web site is quite worth repeated reading. I would be curious to see if any others of the "intellectual stimulation" advocates would be interested in a semi-organized discussion of this at a meeting, or with few of us individually, or whatever. The only way to find out is to put it to the members.

Dudley Duncan



SOCIAL COMMITTEE

Happy New Year to all. We finished up 2003 with a delightful Winter Solstice party, well attended by 52 members and guests. Marian Shapiro provided a wonderful program, ably aided by Dick Cousineau, Roger Schlueter, Dudley Duncan and James Kimberly. Thank you to all for your efforts and enthusiastic participation! If any of you return to Sizzler, please thank manager Mike Howells for his excellent dinner event. He always goes all out for us.

Our upcoming plans include our buffet dinner out at the Biltmore - contact John Coppejans if you would like to participate. Don't forget the last Sunday of the month brunch at Hola Amigos at 10AM. No need to reserve - just come.

Many of you have expressed interested in attending the Spring Conference of American Atheists in San Diego. You can get information from the American Atheist website (Atheists.org). I am investigating train reservations and fares. Please indicate to me if you are interested in going down as a group.

As always, your suggestions, input, help and comments are welcomed by your Social Committee.

Anne H. Rojas Social/ Activities Chair
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WEB SITE OF THE MONTH
by
The Web Master Himself

COLIN GORDON

To start the new year right we will check out a site suggested by Roger Schlueter:

http://www.firstamendmentcenter.org/

The First Amendment Center "...works to preserve and protect First Amendment freedoms through information and education. It serves as a forum for the study and exploration of free-expression issues."
Operated by The First Amendment Center at Vanderbilt University in Nashville, Tenn., and in Arlington, Va., the research materials on this site are organized by topic under the five freedoms of the First Amendment: speech, press, religious liberty, assembly and petition.
The online First Amendment Library aspires to become the preeminent clearinghouse for information concerning the five First Amendment freedoms. They claim that "...a vast array of judicial, legislative, historical, analytical, journalistic, editorial and other material has been collected and organized, including, for the first time, all of the First Amendment opinions of the Supreme Court."
The First Amendment Center sponsors statewide "3Rs" programs in California and Utah that help school districts develop religious-liberty policies and prepare teachers to address religion and religious diversity in the classroom. Similar initiatives are under way in many local districts in Texas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, New York and other states.

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DOMESTIC SOLUTIONS WISH LIST

The folks at Domestic Solutions have asked if we could assist them with Supplies/Games for their Children's Program. I suggest that we work as a group to collect the necessary items and the present them as our contribution to the worthy children of our community. I will have the Wish List available at the next meeting and ask every one to participate as best they a can. Maybe a month's time would be enough to collect the items. See me. Dick C.
  Construction Paper

Glue sticks

Children's scissors

Crayons

Colored Pencils

White Paper

Play Dough

Stickers

Puzzles

Water Color Paints

Paint Aprons

Table top Easels

Supply Containers

Glitter

Legos

Colored Paper

Board Games

Balls

Zoo Animal Toys

Hand Puppets

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