Humanist Society of Santa Barbara
Newsletter for February 2003


Secular Humanism is a philosphy of life guided by reason and science, free from religious dogma, motivated by an appreciation of life and the life of others, seeking to reach goals of human happiness, personal freedom and growth with responsibility and understanding on this earth, in this life, at this time.

We meet at 3pm on the 3rd Saturday of each month at The Patio Room of Vista del Monte, 3775 Modoc Road, Santa Barbara.

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BULLETIN OF THE HUMANIST
SOCIETY OF SANTA BARBARA

OFFICERS 2002 - 2003
Chairman - Roger Schlueter
962-6316 rogers@west.net

Secretary - Colin Gordon
682-0545 colin3@juno.com

Editor - Dick Cousineau
687-2371 rcous1geol@aol.com

Treasurer - Russ Boggie
564-6086 russboggie@cox.net

Programs - Bea Duncan
964-3109 bfarwellduncan@cox.net

Social Director - Anne Rojas
564-6086 annehrojas@cox.net

Membership - Mary Wilk
967-3045 mwilk@cox.net

Archivist - Hope Smith
967-5143 hsmith1923@aol.com

Major Events - James Kimberly
969-9686 dr.doboy@cox.net

Interviews - Bob Perry
968-1951 bob.perry3@verizon.net

Member at Large - Art Brody
692-8898 brodybiz@silcom.com

Publicity - Diane Freeman
964-8603 diane@silcom.com
 

UPCOMING SOCIETY EVENTS

February 15 - Speaker: Michael Newdow, the lawyer/physician who brought and won the "Pledge of Allegiance" suit will be our speaker this month. See Social Scene for details.

March 15 - Speaker: A panel of at least two professors from the Religious Studies Department at UCSB. Subject: What kind of treatment does secular humanism receive in a curriculum of religious studies? Title to be announced.

April 19 - Speaker: Mel Lipman, recently elected President of the American Humanist Association, the national body of which his Las Vegas group is a member .

May 17 - Open



We are pleased to acknowledge and welcome the following new members to our Society:

Ira & Dorothy Brandt,

Don & Barbara Margerum,

Carol Le Gassick,




Please don't forget to bring canned foods and non-perishable goods to our regular Society meetings. These donations are given to the Crisis Shelter (Domestic Solutions) and they are well appreciated by the clients and staff.

In addition to canned goods please bring newspaper food coupons to our monthly meetings. Pat Coppejans shops with these coupons and gives the food purchased to the Domestic Solutions Home.

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SOCIAL SCENE

GALA RECEPTION FOR DR. MICHAEL NEWDOW

We will host Michael Newdow after his program on Sat. Feb. 15th. at an exciting reception at Victoria's Restaurant at the Encina Lodge. This is conveniently located near his talk at the Schott Center. Since space is limited for this outstanding event, advance ticket sales are available to our members for only $8.00. ( The cost at the door the day of the event is $10.00.) This price includes wines, soft drinks and a variety of delicious hors d'oeuvres Please make checks payable to the HSSB. Mail to Treasurer, Russ Boggie, PO Box 41823, SB 93140. Reservation checks must be received by Feb. 12th. Don't miss out!!

After the Reception, those who wish may stay on for dinner at the same location.

Last month we tried 2 new venues for Dining Out and Sunday Brunch. Cody's had very good food, cheerfully given separate checks and reasonable prices. The seating arrangements are less than ideal, but we will work with them on that aspect. Crocodile was enjoyed by about 10 breakfasters. The separate checks issue was a problem so we are unsure of a repeat visit. However the food and ambience is very pleasant. Your suggestions for restaurants that you have tried are very welcome.

We are putting together a Biltmore Buffet dinner soon. Contact John or Pat Coppejans if interested in attending. We will go on a Thursday for the "locals only" special price.

Thank you again for the cookie and drink donations. Parkie and Diane are graciously seeing that no one starves at the meetings! Please contact them if you have never donated goodies. Your time should come up about once every 3 years!!




Rep. Steve Israel Replies: The Pledge of Allegiance

"On June 26th, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Pledge of Allegiance is unconstitutional because it violates the separation of church and state. The ruling, which hopefully will be overturned, prohibits children from reciting the Pledge since it allegedly violates the First Amendment because of the phrase "under God."... It is most unlikely, however, that this unwise decision will ever be implemented.

I support the Pledge in its current form and encourage every American classroom to start their day by reciting it. I introduced my own resolution the night of the decision. Each morning in Congress we begin our legislative session with a prayer. The words "In God We Trust" are written on all currency of the United States of American. And the oath of office that I took, that the President and the Vice President took, and the judges of the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals took end with the words, "So help me God." I am sorry that we disagree on this issue, but I am sure there will be many others where we will agree..."
Signed, Steve Israel, House of Rep., Second District, NY.

Please note the lack of ANY coherent argument in favor of the excluding phrase "under God." All Rep. Israel was able to do was cite other forms of discriminatory practices against non-theists! To illustrate this better, imagine if all the examples given were meant to deny Jews or racial minorities the ability to truthfully and proudly recite the Pledge: What if "In Jesus We Trust" was on currency? What if oaths ended in "So help me Jesus?" What if prayers in legislative settings were directed to Jesus, or to a fundamentalist God of one sort or another? Would that be Constitutional? Would that be sensitive to religious minorities? Answer: No, and that is why it is not done (aside from Constitutional reasons). Sensitivity to the feelings of non-believers, who wish to be included in pledging allegiance, is still politically incorrect, however.

This vacuous kind of vote grubbing to the lowest common denominator only adds to the perception that there are few elected officials who have areal reverence for the freedoms we should all hold dear. We should no longer bb surprised by any of this anymore. It makes it more obvious that the fight to rid the Pledge of a religious test is all the more important.

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CHAIRMAN'S COLUMN - BY ROGER SCHLUETER

Juan Ninguno, and old preacher-friend of mine from days past, sent me a letter not long ago. His letters are always fantastic (in the sense of the primary meaning of that word). I never know when I'll hear from Juan. He moves around a lot - mostly in almost forgotten places where I myself have journeyed. This letter was sent from Nevada. Allow me to share it with you.

Dear Roger,

As you know, we've been working real hard in our town to get prayer back in the schools. Finally, the school board approved a plan of teacher-led prayer with the children participating at their own option. Children not wishing to participate were to be allowed to stand out in the hallway during the prayer time. We hoped someone would sue us so we could go all the way to the Supreme Court and get that old devil-inspired ruling reversed. Naturally, we were all excited by the school board's action. As you know, our own little Billy (not so little, any more, though) is now in the second grade. Of course, Margaret and I explained to him no matter what the other kids did, he was going to stay in the classroom and participate.
After the first day of school, I asked him,
"How did the prayer time go?"
"Fine."
"Did many kids go out into the hallway?"
"Two."
"Excellent. How did you like your teacher's prayer?"
"It was different, Dad. Real different from the way you pray."
"Oh? Like how?"
"She said, 'Hail, Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners..."'
The next day I talked with the principal. I politely explained I wasn't prejudiced against Catholics but I would appreciate Billy being transferred to a non-Catholic teacher. The principal said it would be done right away.
At supper that evening I asked Billy to say the blessings. He slipped out of his chair, sat cross-legged on the floor, closed his eyes, raised his hands palms up and began to hum.
You'd better believe I was at the principal's office at eight o'clock the next morning. "Look," I said. "I don't really know much about these Transcendental Meditationists, but I would feel a lot more comfortable if you could move Billy to a room where the teacher practices an older, more established religion. ",
That afternoon I met Billy as soon as he walked in the door after school.
"I don't think your going to like Mrs. Nakasone's prayer, either, Dad."
"Out with it."
"She kept calling God '0 Great Buddha...'"
The following morning I was waiting for the principal in the school parking lot. "Look, I don't want my son praying to the Eternal Spirit of whatever or to Buddha. I want him to have a teacher that prays in Jesus' name!"
"What about Bertha Smith?", the principal asked, "She is a mainstream Christian."
"Excellent."
I could hardly wait to hear about Mrs. Smith's prayer. I was standing on the front steps of the school when the final bell rang.
"Well?" I asked Billy as we walked towards the car.
"Okay."
"Okay what?"
"Mrs. Smith asked God to bless us and ended her prayer in Jesus name, amen - just like you."
I breathed a sigh of relief. "Now we're getting some place."
"She even taught us a verse of scripture about prayer," said Billy.
I beamed. "Wonderful. What was the verse?"
"Let's see..." he mused for a moment. "'And behold, they began to pray; and they did pray unto Jesus, calling him their Lord and their God.'"
We had reached the car. "Fantastic," I said, reaching for the door handle. Then I paused. I couldn't place the scripture. "Billy, did Mrs. Smith say what book that verse was from?"
"Third Nephi, chapter 19, verse 18."
"Third what?"
"Nephi," he said, "It's in the Book of Mormon."
The school board doesn't meet for a month. I've given Billy very definite instructions that at prayer time each day he's to go out into the hallway. I plan to be at that board meeting. If they don't do something about this situation, I'll sue. I'll take it all the way to the Supreme Court if I have to. I don't need the school or anybody else teaching my son about religion. We can take care of that ourselves at home and at church, thank you very much.
Give my love to Ellen and the kids.
Your buddy, Juan

First and foremost, I want to emphasize that I did not write this "letter" although I wish I had. I downloaded it from the web and changed a few names to make it seem more "real" in order to hook your attention. Numerous versions of it are all over the web. One site did claim copyright to it, but when I asked for permission to use it, they said their web site was in error and they had no idea where it came from.
I have used this "letter" as a way of beautifully illustrating the principle behind our February speaker's (Michael Newdow) position regarding "under god" in the Pledge. Nearly all theists disagree - some vehemently - with his position but only because the word "god" has become so generic in our religiously pluralistic society as to have lost nearly all meaning. If, instead of god, one substitutes Jesus, or Mohammed, or Visnu or Buddha or then you can bet your weight in Florida chad that the politics of religion would be totally different.

Roger

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Item: (The Honolulu Star Bulletin, October Sth, 2002) Members of Hawaii's largest Buddhist denomination voted last month in support of restoring the original text of the Pledge of Allegiance, minus a reference to God. "The surest way to protect the lights of every citizen and the integlity of religion in America is to keep the government neutral on religious matters," said the resolution approved at the Hawaii State Federation of Honpa Hongwanji Lay Associations convention Sept. 14, in Hilo. "A secular Pledge of Allegiance does not mean that we are a nation hostile towards religion; it means we have a government that respects our freedom of conscience and allows Amelicans to make up their own minds about matters of faith," the measure said.

"Buddhists are pacifists; we usually just keep quiet," said Bob Asato, a member of Mililani Hongwanji. He and his wife, June, drafted the resolution because "we felt we need to remind people that America is for everyone, even an atheist."

June said the change to the Pledge of Allegiance was made when she was in elementary school. "Suddenly we were told we had to say 'under God,'" the retired public school teacher said. "My father said, 'If you don't want to say it, you don't have to.' I have never said it."

Comment: Thanks go out to the Buddhists of Hawaii.

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GETTING TO KNOW: MICHAEL NEWDOW'S Lawsuit

Michael Newdow, an attorney and ER physician, whose lawsuit to remove the words "under God" from the government mandated pledge of allegiance was upheld by a three judge panel of the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeal, writes in the current Free Inquiry article Why I Did It:

"This is my country just as much as it is anyone else's, and I demand from my government the same respect for my views regarding religion that is given to those with alternative ideals. I'm not someone the majority tolerates. I don't thank the masses for allowing me to not worship as I please. I am not a second-class citizen who should be seen and not heard."

He will be seen and heard at the HSSB special February meeting, Saturday the 15th, at the Schott Center in Santa Barbara.

Some of the Supreme Court precedents recognized by the 9th Circuit judges were:

Wallace v. Jaffree, which specifically listed 'silent prayer', as a possible use for a moment of silence, as unconstitutional even though no students were forced to pray.

Lynch v. Donnelly: The Endorsement Test (formulated by Justice O'Conner). The pledge fails, in the majority opinion, as it definitely endorses religion and religious belief.

A profession that we are a nation 'under God' is identical, for Establishment Clause purposes, to a profession that we are a nation 'under Jesus,' a nation 'under Vishnu,' a nation 'under Zeus, , or a nation 'under no god, , because none of these professions can be neutral with respect to religion.

Lee v. Weisman: The Coercion Test. The pledge fails because it forces students to choose between participating in an exercise with religious content or protesting - which the government should not be permitted to do.

The court then applied the Lemon Test. To survive this test and be found constitutional, a law must: (I) have a secular purpose, (2) have a principal or primary effect that neither advances nor inhibits religion, and (3) not foster an excessive government entanglement with religion. The court held that the pledge readily fails the first condition because the purpose of the words 'under God' was to advance religion.

The panel decision will be reviewed by the full Ninth Circuit Court which may lead to an appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court. Michael Newdow successfully represented himself in this case.



ATTENTION!!! All Humanist GOLFERS. If you would enjoy an occasional round with other Humanists at various area courses (i.e. Soule Park in Ojai etc) please call: Bob Perry, 968-1951.
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HERE AND THERE - THIS AND THAT

Each month I scour anthologies and encyclopedias, humor and language books for what I consider appropriate quotes to put in our Bulletin. Some times I am successful and others not so, but generally I choose 5 or 10 pithy sayings with a "Humanistic" and/or "Humoristic" flavor. I have noticed, over the years, in culling through thousands and thousands of quotes that there are but a miniscule amount purported to have been authored by Popes, Cardinals, Ayatollahs, Mullahs, Pastors, or Ministers. One would think that occasionally such people would have made a pithy or insightful or humorous comment upon the Human Condition. But alas, they must take themselves and their 'mission' so seriously that humor is forsaken and "pithiness " vouchsafed. So in place of these "Divines" its up to me to fill the gap, so here goes:

I am proud to be looked upon as a Curmudgeon. By today's meaning a Curmudgeon is not a crusty, ill tempered, churlish old man , but rather anyone who hates hypocrisy and pretense and has the temerity to say so, usually in an engaging, witty, and sometimes biting manner.

Here are a few curmudgeonly "Turn of a Phrase" , that have been modified slightly;

I have just returned from L.A. It's the only thing to do if you find yourself down there you know. (F. Allen)

I have given up reading books. I find that it takes my mind off myself. (0. Levant)

Today's actresses run the emotional gamut from A to B. (D. Parker).

A bore is a person who talks when you want him to listen. (A. Bierce).

As far as I can remember, there is not a single word in the "Good Book" in praise of intelligence. (B. Russell)

A bureaucracy is a giant, lugubrious machine operated by mental pygmies with themselves as the only beneficiaries. ( H. Balzac)

Mr. Bush is a very modest man, but then he has much to modest about. (Anon)

A day away from Bill Clinton is like a month in the country. (Anon)

If you talk to your God you are praying. If your God talks to you, you are nuts. (?)

Socialism is just one big phone company (L. Bruce)

Sacred Scriptures are the holy books of our true religion as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which other faiths are based. (A. Bierce )

  Subject: Advantages Of Being Over 50

* In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

* It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.

* Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

* No one expects you to run into a burning building.

* People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

* People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

* There's nothing left to learn the hard way ... well not very much anyway.

* Things you buy now won't wear out.

* You can buy a compass for the dash of your car.

* You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.

* You can live without sex but not without glasses.

* You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

* You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

* You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

* You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

* You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

* You got cable for the weather channel.

* You have a party and the neighbors don't even reaize it.

* You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

* You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

* You send money to PBS.

* You sing along with the elevator music.

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WEB-SITE OF THE MONTH
by
COLIN GORDON

This month's site, suggested by Roger Schlueter, is

http://www.thehumanist.org

web-site of The Humanist magazine, published by the American Humanist Association.

In the words of Editor Fred Edwords "The time has come for Humanists to reenergize the movement and its publications ...We expect to develop an online community composed of the diverse spectrum of our readers to discuss issues covered in the magazine. Our hope is that through the website thought-provoking discussion and greater readership will develop."

Two of the site elements are online text of selected articles and discussion boards for future meet-the-author and discuss-the-article forums. Visitors are able to subscribe, renew, and inquire over secure pages - if you want to receive this magazine it will cost you $24.95 a year, although there is an introductory rate of $19.95. The site features zones that include "Humanist Archive," "About Us," "Subscribe," "Write for Us," and "Advertise in the Humanist." Students can also learn more about the Humanist essay contest, which annually draws up to 300 entrants and six winners

The site is not very extensive and relates mainly to the current issue of the magazine, which seems rather heavy on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. But there are other items of interest including "How I Got Booted Out of the BSA", by Darrell Lambert, who was expelled from the Boy Scouts for being an atheist. One slight irritation is that there is apparently no way back to the Home page from the various satellite pages without using the "Back" button on your browser - and we don't want to wear it out.

Colin Gordon

FEBRUARY 12 IS DARWIN DAY

While this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.

-Charles Darwin-, Origin of Species, 1859

There is grandeur in this view of life; celebrate it with passion and glory .

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