Humanist Society of Santa Barbara
Newsletter for December 2002


Secular Humanism is a philosphy of life guided by reason and science, free from religious dogma, motivated by an appreciation of life and the life of others, seeking to reach goals of human happiness, personal freedom and growth with responsibility and understanding on this earth, in this life, at this time.

We meet at 3pm on the 3rd Saturday of each month at The Patio Room of Vista del Monte, 3775 Modoc Road, Santa Barbara.

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BULLETIN OF THE HUMANIST
SOCIETY OF SANTA BARBARA

OFFICERS 2002 - 2003
Chairman - Roger Schlueter
962-6316 rogers@west.net

Secretary - Colin Gordon
682-0545 colin3@juno.com

Editor - Dick Cousineau
687-2371 rcous1geol@aol.com

Treasurer - Russ Boggie
564-6086 russboggie@cox.net

Programs - Bea Duncan
964-3109 bfarwellduncan@cox.net

Social Director - Anne Rojas
564-6086 annehrojas@cox

Membership - Mary Wilk
967-3045 mwilk@cox.net

Archivist - Hope Smith
967-5143 hsmith1923@aol.com

Major Events - James Kimberly
969-9686 dr.doboy@cox.net

Interviews - Bob Perry
968-1951 bob.perry3@verizon.net

Member at Large - Art Brody
692-8898 brodybiz@silcom.com

Publicity - Diane Freeman
964-8603 diane@silcom.com
 

UPCOMING SOCIETY EVENTS

Dec. 21st.   Seventh Annual Winter Solstice party of the Humanist Society of Santa Barbara. If you haven't got your ticket please call Anne Rojas immediately.

Jan. 18th. Plans are still to be finalized for the regular January meeting.

Feb. 15th. Mike Newdow, parent and physician, and now prominent citizen will speak and entertain our society on his recent attempts to have the term "Under God" stricken from the pledge of allegiance. His presentation will be held at our regular meeting place.
Tickets will be $5 to visitors but only the normal $2 donation for regular HSSB members. Plan to get your seat early for we expect a full house and possibly a SRO crowd.





Very special thanks go to Elaine Brody for all her efforts in the planning and administration of the Adult Ed Program for our Society this year. The Humanist Film Festival and Humanist Lecture Series at Karpeles Museum were marvelous. Thank you Elaine.





Please don't forget to bring canned foods and non-perishable goods to our regular Society meetings. These donations are given to the Crisis Shelter (Domestic Solutions) and they are well appreciated by the clients and staff.

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CHAIRMAN'S COLUMN - BY ROGER SCHLUETER


About Population

This month I want to focus on what I believe to be the single most important problem on Earth, namely, overpopulation.
To begin, imagine a coke bottle world. For nostalgia sake, imagine it to be that old style light green coke bottle in the classic shape that is making a comeback. It's translucent and so serves our purposes nicely.
Suppose that one day a single-celled spore lands in this coke-bottle world and likes the sugary nutrients sloshing around in the bottom of the bottle. It settles in and begins reproducing as it and its pgrgeny divide every hour. What happens?
Not much at first. After an hour, there are two spores (the Adam and Eve of our imaginary world? Do they have belly buttons?) After two hours there are four. And so on. Assuming there are no resource constraints and no coke-bottle world wars this process will continue indefinitely. We'll skip the next several hours because its pretty boring (spores don't have much of a day life).
Now let's make some reasonable assumptions about this coke bottle world. We'll assume the coke bottle is of the 12 ounce variety. And we'll assume that our single-celled spore is among the smallest known to reproduce in this manner (less than 1 micrometer in diameter).
After nearly 48 hours, the coke bottle world is half full. This is a pretty alarming situation! Something must be done. Spore conferences are called. Spore debates are held. What can be done? How long will it be before the coke bottle world is completely filled up?

Just one more hour!

Remember that the population of this imaginary world doubles every hour. So if the bottle is half full after 48 hours, it will be completely filled one hour later.
In desperation, the spores plead to their coke bottle god for help. They ask that another whole world be created to take the overflow population. Their god complies with this request (this is an unusual world) and creates a whole new coke bottle world to take the overflow population. Surely this will solve the problem for a while. How long is "a while?"
 

Just one more hour!

Coming back to the real world, the lessons are clear. First, a continued population growth rate is impossible to sustain. Something has to give. In our real world, resource constraints and increased death rates limit population growth in very, very ugly ways. Starvation and disease are two obvious results of resource constraints. War is a very efficient means to accelerate the average death rate and limit the number of potential sperm and egg donors. So next time you read about these phenomena, forget about the purported cause. The real cause is overpopulation.
This problem manifests itself locally. Smog. Sky-high housing prices. Traffic congestion. Gang wars. Beach closures due to water pollution. "Paper water" (water that exists in a delivery contract by not in the real world) used as a rationale for further growth. There is no end to the issues that arise but the root cause is seldom mentioned: overpopulation.
Second, once the problem reaches alarming proportions, there are no good solutions. In fact, there are no solutions at all that are under human control. Its too late. "Nature" will take over and any efforts we may expend will seem puny in comparison. Coastal flooding, earthquakes and similar phenomena that result in the deaths of thousands and (cumulatively) millions of people are not natural disasters. They are overpopulation disasters.
Where is Humanism in this picture? There's good news and bad news. Obviously, most Humanists don't view sex as solely for procreation, don't subscribe to the biblical theory of "dominion" and do value life in the here and now, not in some ethereal future world. This fundamental groundedness provides a rational basis for effective population policies.
Unfortunately, as far as I know, Humanism as a philosophical movement has not formally identified overpopulation as the critical problem of our time. I am unaware of formal alliances between our movement and the various organizations that focus on population problems. Perhaps we Humanists of Santa Barbara can make this happen. Now that's an exciting concept that could have worldwide ramifications.

Roger S. Schlueter

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SOCIAL SCENE
DON'T MISS OUT ON THE SOLSTICE PARTY!! We have a few places left for the Dec. 21st event, at 6pm in the Sizzler plivate dining room. A complete served dinner with wine (or other beverage) for only $25, tax and tip included! We will also have free raffle tickets. Our delightful comedienne ('clean" and very funny) is making her SB debut. Call Anne if you require more details. Send check today to:
PO Box 41823, SB 93140.

The Sunday Brunch is no longer to be at Sizzler. There was a deterioration in the food, a hike in prices and the rumour that they are phasing out the Brunch. New location being scouted; we will not have the Brunch in December .

Our plans to dine at the Biltmore hit a small snag. It seems that they do not offer the lesser price duling the Holidays. This event will also be postponed until January. Thanks to Pat and John Coppejeans for their help with this project.

As always we welcome your suggestions for anything social. Stay tuned for Dr. Michael Newdow reception. Also, new member reception coming up soon!

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GETTING TO KNOW YOU:
As more than half of the Society's current members have joined since the newsletter publication of many earlier member profiles, this month we feature edited biographies of two former HSSB chairmen.

JIM ALEXANDER
A Canadian by birth, Jim's family moved to Scotland in 1937 where his father worked in the Clyde shipyards building destroyers for the war against Hitler. After his early schooling he trained as a commercial artist at the Glasgow School of Art, returning to Canada in 1947 to enter the advertising business in Ontario. Fifteen years later, with wife and two children, it was back to Britain to become a consultant to the largest media operation in Europe. Later, in London, he was advertising director of the Thompson Regional Newspapers.
In 1971 Clyde Bedell, a friend and associate of twenty years, invited Jim to join his advertising consultancy in Santa Barbara. Here he ran advertising seminars and management consultancies on five continents.
Deciding that he was through with religion, in 1995 he left his twenty year church affiliation. He had always been a Humanist prospect since the time when he was twenty years old that he had been politely asked to leave a young people's bible study group after his questions about the anomalies in the book 'upset' his born-again classmates. He responded to one of Keith Bailey's small News-Press ads about Freethought Literature and as is said, "the rest is history".
During his chairmanship, which preceded Roger's, Jim inaugurated the food-collection program that still distributes non-perishables to local charities including the Crisis Shelter.

BOB MICHAEL
His parents were dust-bowl emigrants from Nebraska who first settled in Chino but moved to Pomona when Bob was six years old. When he was eight his father took him to the top of 10,000 foot Mt. Baldy that overlooked Pomona. There, despite suffering from severe altitude sickness, he first experienced the exaltation of being in 'high' places. He has gone on to climb over a thousand peaks on three continents, including the 18,000 foot peaks in Nepal and Mexico.
After graduating from Pomona College and doing graduate work in geology at the University of Wyoming Bob got his first job as an oil exploration geologist with Texaco in Denver. He still loves Denver and Colorado but not the winters there. After fourteen years with Texaco he embarked on a consulting career with his first clients bringing him to Ventura and Santa Barbara counties and moving here in 1983. He remains a consulting geologist specializing in environmental geology. He also advises investors who speculate in oil and gas leases.
A professional contact with Dick Cousineau introduced Bob to Humanism and HSSB, where he served as Chairman prior to Jim Alexander. His favorite activities now include beach volleyball in addition to reading, listening to classical music, watching PBS on KCET and climbing high places. He also has a fondness for cats and once a month 'borrows' a kitty from the Humane Society and takes it to visit a retirement home.

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HERE AND THERE - THIS AND THAT

Hints to Editors

1. Don't use no double negatives.
2. Make each pronoun agree with their antecedent.
3. Join clauses good, like a connections should.
4. About them sentence fragments.
5. When dangling, watch your participles.
6. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
7. Just between you and I, case is important too.
8. Don't write run-on sentences they are hard to read.
9. Don't use commas, which are not necessary.
10. Try to not ever split infinitives.
11. Its important to use apostrophe's correctly.
12. Proof read vour writings to see if vou any words out.
13. Correct spelling is esential.
  THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES THUS FAR

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May last awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feeed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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WEB-SITE OF THE MONTH
by
COLIN GORDON

Here is another suggestion by Chairman Roger, the web-site of the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union) at

  http://www.aclu.org

and its Southern California affiliate

  http://www.aclu-sc.org

Whether you like these sites or not will depend on your political slants and opinions about some vexing problems such as immigration, gay rights, privacy issues following 9/11, and many others.

One of my pet peeves is that the distinction between legal and illegal immigration seems to get more blurred by the day. For example the ACLU opposes an initiative that would give local and state police the power to enforce immigration laws, and urged the House of Representatives to allow "...some lawful non-citizens to benefit from the federal food stamps program." Do I hear an oxymoron there?

On the other hand a recent move to require citizenship for airport screeners would bar legal immigrants from working as airport screeners even though no such requirement exists for members of the U.S. military, airline pilots, baggage handlers, flight attendants, cargo loaders, mechanics, guards or plane cleaners. The federal government will have to replace the current workforce, resulting in a situation where new workers replace experienced workers, possibly decreasing the safety of our nation's airports.

The ACLU warns, with some justification, that the Administration's calculated attempts to limit our constitutional rights and liberties could change the definition of freedom in America, and points to their arch-enemy, John Ashcroft, as one of the prime movers in this direction.

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